Taco Mafia

A high-class group of young men who are well known for their generous contributions to the education of underprivlaged hispanic children

"The Taco Mafia is by far the best group eva; far better then the asian chopstick mafia."

by Monkeyman November 14, 2003

gaping taco

an extremely loose and saggy twat that can best be compared to a wet taco that was purchased from a shady street food vendor

i went out with heather last night and when i tried feel her up my hand sunk into her gaping taco and after that it was pretty awkward, i think i should block her number bro

by Insert Name Here March 10, 2015

Dick taco

A dick taco

Yo that's a dick taco

by Dicktaco19 July 1, 2017

discretionary taco

When ordering food for a group at a taco joint, it's a good idea to get an extra taco, just in case someone is extra hungry!

"Oh man I finished my food but I'm still hungry!"

"You want the discretionary taco?"

"Hell yes!"

"Mild, hot or fire sauce?"

by Ozzwepay April 17, 2010

Glossy Taco

Youtuber and nail artist, Simplynailogical, uses the word "Taco" instead of "Top coat"
What she really means, is glossy top coat.

Simplynailogical : "Now it's time for a glossy taco!"

Commenter: "What's a glossy taco?"

by FUCK ME IN THE PUSSY UH UH UH July 30, 2017

Taco Humper

Someone that stoops so low that they have sex with mexican chicks.

I'd rather go to jail and take it in the can from Bubba than be a Taco Humper.

by Das_Auto April 16, 2011

ripped taco

when bruce takes a giant shit

Me: Aww man, Bruce just ripped taco on the floor!

by NiggaWhoLikesHead February 5, 2019