pancake people

Noun. Pejorative. A term for Flat Earth conspiracy theorists, particularly those who attempt to back up their bullshit with pseudo-science (or just plain nonscience ), moronic interet articles and/or braindead celebrities.

Flat Earther - 'When you think about it, if the Earth was a globe, then shouldn't all the water flow to the BOTTOM?? IT'S A GIANT. NASA CONSPIRACY!'

Regular Human - 'Damn, these pancake people are so fucking dumb...'

by Tree/The Source June 17, 2017

3am Pancakes

The act of getting breakfast food in the early hours of the morning (usually with a significant other) and eating and talking in the parking lot

Gf: I can't come over tomorrow, I'm busy all day!
Bf: We should get 3am pancakes tonight so I get to see you

by DawnTillDusk June 23, 2017

pancake my ass

pancaking an ass is the act of smearing shit all over ones ass the cumming on their ass as if it was whip cream. Then you start to eat the "pancake"

Dude don't pancake my ass, that's nasty

by PancakeBaeLovesYou November 7, 2017

Muddy Pancake

The act of plopping a human steamer on to the breasts of a female laying on her back with her boobs flat like a pancake.

Yeah last night I left a muddy pancake on Kenzie. She loved it and asked for another muddy pancake.

by Turdcutter69 November 13, 2017

Pancake facial

When you bust a chubby on two broads and smoosh their faves together before you blow

“oi did you see the pic of John givin Courtney and her friend a good pancake facial??”

by Akamakakakkassfart November 19, 2017

Pancake

A lesbian that goes from being a top to a bottom

Hunter is a pancake.

by Yonohetero December 5, 2017

skinny pancake

A skinny dick. Also know as a agustus tomothy

Honey, why do you have a skinny pancake.

by Zack taylor is boss May 6, 2018