True kitty story

The truest of stories. They do not get any truer that a true kitty story.

That is a true kitty story right there!

by Carrymeok February 23, 2021

Kitty Carpet

A woman's pubes. A small, well tended bush. Nice when freshly grown out from the bald-as-a-baby Brazilian treatment.
Can also refer to a merkin, especially if it is thin and flat.

I got lucky and munched on Jane's kitty carpet last night.

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky September 03, 2024

The Kitty Purry

The most sexy and beautiful girl you will ever meet, in your entire life. But she has a Husband, so good luck with that.

Yo that girl was the sexiest girl alive bro.

Oh, you must have saw The kitty Purry.

by whatever09 December 29, 2013

hey kitty pspspsps

Mating call to attract Shen Quanrui, the most beautiful white cat to exist

person a : ok what the fuck r u doing?
person b : hey kitty pspspsps (while holding strawberry drink)

person c : uhm I don't think there are any cats here

person b : im mate calling, now calm down, let me retry that again.

by that straight man January 15, 2024

stray kitty

stray kitty is a word that is used by malia the god in her famous rap.

*malia is rapping* “im sorry for acting like a stray kitty...” and

by Maliablu June 12, 2019

kitty liver

The liver of a cat

Dude your cat needs to chill on the beers his kitty liver can't take much more.

by Mocha2 May 26, 2017

BPSK (big puddle small kitty)

BPSK- aka (big puddle small kitty) is one of three scenarios. Either:
A: there is a rather large puddle of water compared to a relatively small kitty.

B: a petite girl, (small kitty), seen in the same room with or engaging in sexual intercourse with a rather elephantine and large looking male (big puddle)
C: a very feminine male violently shoving a beer funnel into a vagina (small kitty) while he ejaculates into said funnel, into (small kitty) therefore a (big puddle) enters such (small kitty)

C: “Bro did u see that Brando pulled a BPSK with his side hoe????,” says Virgin Mary
“Fuck did the kitty purr?” Says Old ahh Joseph

A,B: your typical BPSK

BPSK (big puddle small kitty)

by helldamixa March 16, 2023