Italian Handshake

The act of shaking another man’s salami until he releases his pasta sauce

Steve gave Roger a Italian handshake last night

by Lauren is sexy November 15, 2022

Italian Cum

The substance that exits the body upon the act of antisharting; similar to a tomato sauce commonly used in many italian pastas.

OH MY GOODNESS! I just antisharted myself and now my Italian Cum has appeared!

by secondsuiteformilitarybandinf February 28, 2022

Italian stranger

Masturbating using pizza grease

Paul left the bathroom and said I just had an Italian stranger

by Munchies42069 March 9, 2018

iTalian

An Apple product disguising itself as a nationality inhabiting the country of iTaly, also an Apple-created fabrication. iTalians are really spaghetti-powered war machines programmed to kill anyone eating Hawaiian pizza on sight.

Benito Mussolini did not actually orchestrate any invasions. The iTalians had not been fully developed, and thus Mussolini was forced to make little people out of sticks.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

italian lube

olive oil used for sex...

man 1: "hey got any Italian lube"
man 2: "ya in the bedside table"

by katya & trixie May 5, 2020

Italian brainrot

A meme that become popular in early 2025 and has now gone too far. It used to just be some goofy tiktok videos with an image of a retarded looking animal but then shit went out of control, PEOPLE STARTED MAKING AI SLOP VIDEOS OF THAT TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR AND BARELLINA CAPUCCINA FUCKING AND THERE WAS EVEN FUCKING GAY PORN, HECK THERE MIGHT HAVE EVEN BEEN FEMBOY PORN! NOW I AM SEEING GAMES OF THE FUCKING ITALIAN BRAINROT MEMES! AND YOU KNOW WHATS WORSE?! I AM GETTING ADS ABOUT THEM TOO! FUCKING CUNT, GO FUCK YOURSELF ITALIAN BRAINROT, FUCKING RETARDED FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING AI SLOP MEME! MADONA PUTTANA!

Bro: italian brainrot

Me: boi this so tuff

by AMOGUS445 June 24, 2025

italian wine

what you had before you wrote your crush

"i had italian wine"
"cool, so what are you telling me"
"that i would have loved to stroll around this place with you.
and that i want to believe that you would have loved it too"
"..dicky sticky gay cum licky......................
OK, no, yes, i think i would have loved it too"
" we have to seize these opportunities! Dublin, Venice, you know. they're there!"

by Krkič November 25, 2019