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persuading the debtor 

A sexual position in which the man holds the woman upside down by her ankles, inserts his penis into her vagina, and then shakes her up and down, as if emptying the money from her pockets.
"Hey, did you go out with Anne last night?" "Yeah, you'll never guess what happened." "Persuading the debtor?" "Oh, yeah!"
persuading the debtor by Judd F. November 6, 2006

pissing with the door open 

Laying all cards on the table; having nothing to hide and no false pretence of dignity.
"You think that used car's more complicated than it is. I tell you it's a good deal, with no strings attached. The salesman's pissing with the door open!"

Blood On The Dance Floor 

1) a kickass Michael Jackson song that centers around a girl named Susie who seduces Jackson and kills him with a knife. It's the first single off of his 1997 remix album "Blood On The Dance Floor: HIStory in the mix"

2) A 1997 remix album by Michael Jackson that consists of 8 remix from Jackson's previous album "HIStory" and 5 new songs, the most notable being "Ghost" and "Blood On The Dance Floor"
Person 1: Man I love Blood On The Dance Floor !
Person 2: Yeah, they're such a great band!
Person 1: Band!? I was referring to the Michael Jackson song, what were you referring to?
Person 2: oh uhh Nothing...heh

Or

Person 1: Blood On The Dance Floor is a really good album, my favorites from it are Ghost and of course, Blood On The Dance Floor

everybody walk the dinosaur 

What fail trolls on 4chan use to end stories that sound interesting to entice readers.
I met someone in the night who had a unique character and personality. She hinted that she wanted a night with me, so we went to her apartment. There was a little light next to the door, I turned it on. She then unlocked the door using her keycard. I chose to open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.

whacking the doodle 

Masturbating; jerking off; pounding the pud.
Jimmy developed carpal tunnel syndrome in his wrist from whacking the doodle too many times each day.
whacking the doodle by MTSpacey December 27, 2007

Sympathy For The Devil 

is an expression meaning to give sympathy for someone who doesn't deserve it. The devil was kicked out of Heaven and most would feel sympathy for him, but what everyone should realize is that he deserved to be thrown out.
I feel sorry for that baby rapist, because he got the death penalty.
Man, that's sympathy for the devil you fool.