Unicorning

Go to a fast food place like maccas, order a soft serve cone then ask your partner if the believe in unicorns and stick the cone on your forhead before shoving it in their ass

jack and bob when unicorning at maccas

by JJ_Walsh November 8, 2025

Car Unicorn

That one car that you wish you could get back; the one that has given you the most trouble but you love it anyway

My 1999 honda accord 4 door was my car unicorn because even though she gave me rough times she was still the best car i know.

by Honda-Man May 3, 2021

unicorn urine

A concoction consisting of Country Time pink lemonade, vodka and lite beer.

Drinking unicorn urine will cause brain damage.

by TwentyCommittee July 11, 2014

Unicorn Bee

An amazing magical person who lights up your day! They will be there thru everything but then again are dumb and will do literally anything you ask without thinking.

She is a unicorn bee

by Curious Alien June 12, 2022

unicorned

Used in substitution of the words drunk, wasted, shittered, hammered, etc. to categorize a state of absolute drunkenness.

Look at that guy, he's absolutely unicorned right now!

by OhGee October 17, 2012

Shitting rainbows and unicorns

What a female does the following morning after indulging in unprotected anal sex with a gay man who, typically, is highly desirable to both men and women, making the term one of begrudging admiration.

Lexi "Did you see Candy last night, she's such a sexy slut; she even trapped Todd?" Eva, "you mean Todd, the gay barman with the body to die for? Wow, I guess she"ll be shitting rainbows and unicorns this morning; bitch".

by Grandsire July 31, 2019

Unicorn

a person who is bisexual, in reference to those who believe that bisexuality is a myth

“Did you hear? Louis is a unicorn.”
“Doesn’t surprise me. He’s always been a greedy one..”

by two ghosts May 5, 2024