Straight Edge

someone who doesn't drink, smoke, or engage in promiscuous sex. you can have sex when you are straight edge if you are committed to that person.
fake straight edge:
random drunk girl: agh im so drunk,want to have sex?
fake edge kid: sure!

real straight edge:
random drunk girl: agh im so drunk, want to have sex?
edge kid: no, im straight edge.
by edge kid May 25, 2008
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Straight Edge

originated from the punk/hardcore scene, a straight edger is offtenly referred to as a douche. One who has given up on all the fun things in life, a person who, for fun, dancing in circles wailing his/her arms about as if in some sort of cardiac arrest.
by BrownStain99 February 05, 2009
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straight edge

A term and lifestyle originally used by a group of reasonably sensible people who saw what drugs/alcohol/casual sex can do to ruin peoples lives and decided to abstain from these activities.

Since then, it has become incredibly popular with young people who are too ignorant/scared to try new things and wanted an excuse not to.
Minor Threat: "We do not want to destroy our bodies/morals, we will be sXe"
Kid: "I'm too scared to try these new things, if I become sXe, I will not look like such a pussy and may even look like a very sensible person"
by Clavus Torquis August 05, 2004
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Straight Edge

a really gay thing that means you dont to drugs drink or cuss... im tired of these little pussys....
Me: FUCK YOU
Gay kid: please dont say cuss words im a straight edge ill cry....
by Crazy Eddie April 20, 2005
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straight pipe

Straight piping is an aggressive form of deep throat oral sex. This is when a girl lays on her back on a bed (or some other object) and tilts her head back over the edge so her throat is no longer at an angle. In effect, it forms a "straight pipe." Often seen in pornography.
Yo man I banged this girl last night, she was like a pornstar dude! She even let me straight pipe her!
by Dick M. Down March 13, 2008
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Super straight

A word that transphobic people use to try and justify their transphobia.
Person 1: I'm super straight! I only date cisgender people.
Person 2: so what you're really saying is that you're transphobic.
Person 1: what? No, it's my sexuality!
Person 2: transphobia isn't a valid sexuality. If your only reason not to date someone is because they're trans, news flash, that's transphobic.
by BubblyBlackbird March 03, 2021
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straight edge

totally gay emo belief, another thing they started doing to show how different they ar ebut they all ended up doing it and once again became all the same.
straight edge xxx emo kids are fags, all of them. and they paint x's on there hands to hide the self mutilation they impose. fags
by Byronhoudini July 10, 2006
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