When your sick with the flu and think you are being brought medicine, but your friend gives you a spoon full of mayo instead.
by ZanksJuul September 17, 2017

by btwig95 July 14, 2020

by idiotnumero1 April 27, 2021

in modern day street slang, a “silver spoon present” represents the use of heroin, as silver unlike other metals reduces the risk of toxins being released into the drug when ignited.
by everyusernameiwantistaken November 24, 2020

1) adj-The act of jogging through IKEA instead of going to your step mom's former boss's wedding
2) n- when you have to much crust and you just don't know what to do with it
2) n- when you have to much crust and you just don't know what to do with it
1- bro I just don't wanna go to my step mom's former boss's wedding.
Nah bro you don't have to just police spoon with me instead.
2-ugh this bread is so police spoon.
Nah bro you don't have to just police spoon with me instead.
2-ugh this bread is so police spoon.
by Dwight k. Schrute January 8, 2020

A slang coded phrase used by heroin addicts.
The phrase means that the user does not have any heroin.
Heroin is commonly heated in a spoon before being sucked into the syringe ready for injecting. The phrase therefore suggests if there is a hole in a spoon it can not contain heroin.
Used in Melbourne, Australia
The phrase means that the user does not have any heroin.
Heroin is commonly heated in a spoon before being sucked into the syringe ready for injecting. The phrase therefore suggests if there is a hole in a spoon it can not contain heroin.
Used in Melbourne, Australia
by Bmxlife June 13, 2018

The sexual act of cumming onto a tea spoon, before forcing the seman back down the urethra multiple times to create the illusion of a larger load
After many hours of spoon gooning, I was able to increase the volume of my load, I'm sure my girlfriend will love it.
by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 15, 2024
