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Spoon

How the fuck do you not know what a fucking spoon is. You lifeless piece of shit.
by EmotionalSuport_ February 5, 2020
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Spoon

Weird small bowl with a handle
A: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DRINK WATER WITHOUT SPILLING IT
B: with spoon
by naturally idiotic February 22, 2024
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Spoon

Silverware that you use to eat yogurt, cereal, soup, or/and ice cream. Unless your weird and use a fork.
A type of cuddling, when a girl is on her side and the boy (or other genders) lays next to her on his side too.
Do you have I spoon, I need it for my soup.
Hey babe? Can you spoon me?
by idk_go away June 22, 2020
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Slotted spoon

When you finger a girl with your 4 fingers and she squirts and it drips in between your fingers as you take your hand out.
I was with Valarie last night and I gave her the slotted spoon. She didn’t know what hit her.
by MobyRichard December 19, 2023
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Spoons

An affectionate term for the chain of pubs - J D Wetherspoon.

Shit food, shit beer, cheap.
Lets go to spoons.

Want to get a pint at spoons?
by Bugblatterbeast May 27, 2014
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Sean Stanley Soup Spoon

Where a bunch of homeless guys take turns ejaculating on a guy name Sean Stanleys face
I saw a bunch of homeless guys doing a Sean Stanley soup spoon
by Wutarmellun April 6, 2023
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