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small waffle

by l1c1w4ffl3 January 7, 2018
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Small “D” Boyfriend

The guy Rob I’m dating whose penis is small but is confident and sexy about it so we make it work...
*mutual friend at work* You guys are so funny posting your silly pics of his butt.

Girlfriend to mutual friend : his butt is on point but he’s still my small “d” boyfriend 😂
by Newmexicogirl505 February 3, 2018
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passing off" the "small pet pass-off

Where you cuddle a buxom girl's pint-sized "furry four-legged friend" (cat, small dog, rabbit, etc.) for a while, then hand over the animal to her, obliging her to allow your hands/arms to press/rub right against her luscious chest-pillows for a few seconds as she carefully transfers her pet from your grasp to hers. A great and totally "acceptable" way to "cop a free feel" without the cutie's being able to accuse you of being too touchy feeley; if you're super-careful to not move your hand or arm any more than would logically be necessary to simply "pass off" the chesty chick's pet to her, most likely she won't even realize/suspect that you were "passing off"anything on her in the first place.
Sometimes a "pleeze squeeze theeze"-minded chick can herself be guilty of "passing off" the "small pet pass-off" on a guy --- she takes her sweet time and does more "maneuvering and wriggling" than seemingly necessary to merely take back her pet from him. :P
by QuacksO July 7, 2018
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Small dick

An endearing term for ya mans

Typically used by females who don’t gaf but still love you
B: Hey guess what I passed my drivers test!
G: Aww I’m so proud of my lil small dick
by chocalatelattes May 19, 2018
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BPSK (big puddle small kitty)

BPSK- aka (big puddle small kitty) is one of three scenarios. Either:
A: there is a rather large puddle of water compared to a relatively small kitty.

B: a petite girl, (small kitty), seen in the same room with or engaging in sexual intercourse with a rather elephantine and large looking male (big puddle)
C: a very feminine male violently shoving a beer funnel into a vagina (small kitty) while he ejaculates into said funnel, into (small kitty) therefore a (big puddle) enters such (small kitty)
C: “Bro did u see that Brando pulled a BPSK with his side hoe????,” says Virgin Mary
“Fuck did the kitty purr?” Says Old ahh Joseph

A,B: your typical BPSK

BPSK (big puddle small kitty)
by helldamixa March 15, 2023
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Small

by Danjames97 March 19, 2020
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small wong dong

When you dick is 11mm with a large curve and is about as thin as a slimjim that can bend around a corner hitting the dogs anus from the other room
ryan has a small wong dong now my poodles as is wet
by NotSeCretOrgans April 15, 2019
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