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Simp

simp is english for shlop. shlop is welsh. shlop is also ryan in english but we're not gonna talk about that
simp means a person who's just. simping.
here is a conversation that actually happened.
"don't growl at me"
"I'm sorry. forgive me queen"
"you're forgiven"
"thank you queen"
can you see who the simp is?
by yeetusimp April 1, 2020
mugGet the Simpmug.

SIMP NATION

MATTHEW JACOB WENZEL AKA SUPREME DREW AKA MILK BOY
by fuckmatthew April 2, 2020
mugGet the SIMP NATIONmug.

Female simp

Isba is a female simp bro
by Shiscobop May 26, 2020
mugGet the Female simpmug.

hudsen is a simp

hes a simp to pokimaine he wants to rub is money all over pokimaine and suck the life out of her. and hes donated his life savings to see pokimaines lips move while she reads the donation.
hudsen is a simp means hudsen wants to fuck the living out of pokimaine
by hudsen is a simp June 10, 2020
mugGet the hudsen is a simpmug.

major simp

Idubbbz. That is what it means basically.
Eeeeeee! Udubs is major simp.
by Stickyboi100 May 13, 2020
mugGet the major simpmug.

simp fit

when a person takes a fit which is that of pathetic and over something simple. aka. andymac, che and lewis after having a nibbles.
For fucksake!!!! *throws food over wall because it is finished*- this is a simp fit
by lewis1234 December 24, 2008
mugGet the simp fitmug.

Anti-Simp

A male who is literally a pussy magnet yet refuses to take action upon his super power. This man makes women leave snail trails yet he denies them and goes home and sits alone in his room staring at his wall.
"I am going to have to say no to having sex with you, sorry."

"Wow you are such an Anti-Simp. It's fine I think you're ugly."
by Hovis Breed December 28, 2021
mugGet the Anti-Simpmug.

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