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Rip Sick

To take the day off work sick, whether sick or not.

Also known as a "Rest in Peace" sick day.
- Hey mate, I had a pretty big weekend so I think I'm going to rip sick on Monday.

- Woke up this morning and didn't feel like going to work so I thing I'll rip sick today.
by shext January 2, 2023
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average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.
Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.
by Sickomonster July 17, 2024
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sicks and squits

when. following food poisoning, the "food" exits both ends
I was so ill with the sicks and squits that I had to hold a bowl on my lap to catch the vomit when I was having a dump
by snigger67 July 24, 2017
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Throne Sick

The inability to pass a bowel movement on a toilet that isn't your toilet at home
Just looking at the Starbucks toilet made me throne sick.

I can only travel one week at a time because I get throne sick.
by golduck December 17, 2011
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Sick puppy syndrome

A Syndrome where said member of a relationship is a sick puppy.

Symptoms: Constantly following boy/girl around, talking longer than 3 hours on a phone.
Cure: A third wheel.
"James has sick puppy syndrome, he is constantly talking to that hoe"
by Don-John-Fong-Kong May 2, 2017
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Sick

the only time you stay out of school and do drugs
by this username sucks June 28, 2021
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Sick

Something you say you are to avoid work.
I’m going to tell my boss that I’m sick because I don’t want to work.
by Call me Mr. Daddy January 13, 2022
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