Rip Sick

To take the day off work sick, whether sick or not.

Also known as a "Rest in Peace" sick day.

- Hey mate, I had a pretty big weekend so I think I'm going to rip sick on Monday.

- Woke up this morning and didn't feel like going to work so I thing I'll rip sick today.

by shext January 2, 2023

average sick Joe

An average Joe in a country with no healthcare.

Well, I’m better off than the average sick Joe.

by Sickomonster July 17, 2024

sicks and squits

when. following food poisoning, the "food" exits both ends

I was so ill with the sicks and squits that I had to hold a bowl on my lap to catch the vomit when I was having a dump

by snigger67 July 24, 2017

Throne Sick

The inability to pass a bowel movement on a toilet that isn't your toilet at home

Just looking at the Starbucks toilet made me throne sick.

I can only travel one week at a time because I get throne sick.

by golduck December 17, 2011

Sick puppy syndrome

A Syndrome where said member of a relationship is a sick puppy.

Symptoms: Constantly following boy/girl around, talking longer than 3 hours on a phone.
Cure: A third wheel.

"James has sick puppy syndrome, he is constantly talking to that hoe"

by Don-John-Fong-Kong May 2, 2017

Sick

the only time you stay out of school and do drugs

I feel sick today

by this username sucks June 28, 2021

Sick

Something you say you are to avoid work.

I’m going to tell my boss that I’m sick because I don’t want to work.

by Call me Mr. Daddy January 13, 2022