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Kick Short People Day

The 30th August is Kick Short People Day! Go ahead and slap em!
Come to sweet Pablo's, it's Kick Short People Day!
by Alla Gnatenko August 29, 2021
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Kiss a short boy day

On December 3 people are supposed to kiss every shirt boy that they find.
Girl: Hey random short dude! It’s kiss a short boy day so, muah!
by IthunkyouknowwhoIam December 1, 2019
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Eat My Shorts, man

My good human being of which you have an x chromosome which defines your gender as “male,” I am making a suggestion to you, which considers that you remove my leg garments that are shorter than most for the reason of weather being too hot for clothing that covers the entirety of my legs, and once that task is completed you will take these leg garments that you have removed from my person, and begin to insert them into your mouth, henceforth you will begin the “eating” process, which consists of chewing the leg wear until it is broken down to the point where it is ready to be swallowed, where it will travel into the stomach, and be digested, causing its disintegration from gastronomic acids.
by CaptainLipbalm December 2, 2018
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One Step Short of Falling

1. Being on the edge of something; knowing that what happens next will make or break you.
With his reputation in the hands of others he was one step short of falling.
by Lazydude3 January 17, 2009
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short dick long nose

A douche bag with a long nose and you assume he has a small dick
Wow jerry is such a short dick long nose kinda guy am I right??!
by Sleezychicken February 10, 2017
mugGet the short dick long nosemug.

Throw short people month

During the month of October , you may throw any short person 5'6 or under, as far as you want except for Lottie(she's a baddie) whenever you want. Have funn
James: hey its October. Know what that means? It's throw short people month
Kyler: bet dudeee just leave lottie out of it
by Deadinside45 October 15, 2022
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tall man- short man

tall man is well you put your fingers in the loser sign position. the index finger stands for the height while the thumb strands for the length of his dick. Now turn your hand, with the loser sign still formed, in the similar position of a gun. Now your thumb stands for the height of short man and your index finger is his dick.
have you heard of tall man- short man. that is the only reason im glad im short
by <3*kittybear*<3 June 20, 2011
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