A true Englishman. As patriotic as he is big. Nothing in his veins but Stella and Mayonnaise. Everyday is chest day. Left right good night to any German or Argie bastard. Brexit means Brexit.
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My Dad cock blocked me from a date with the school slut; so planting the seed seemed like a good way to get back at him..
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This phrase is a combination of the two phrases: the smartest guy in the room, and the sharpest tool in the shed. The phrases are practically identical in meaning, so combining the phrases is a move of a literary genius. The phrase: the smartest tool in the shed means the smartest tool in a hypothetical shed.
He’s not the smartest tool in the shed, it takes him a little bit to understand.
He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.
He might be the smartest tool in the shed, but that doesn’t make him a good person.
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Me: "You're such an incongruous pumpkin seed."
Incongruous Pumpkin Seed: "That's not true! My mother says I am very congruent..."
Incongruous Pumpkin Seed: "That's not true! My mother says I am very congruent..."
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A phrase used to describe:
i) something that is of very high standard, faultless, impeccable
ii) timing of an event or activity that turns out to be perfect, entirely appropriate, impeccable
i) something that is of very high standard, faultless, impeccable
ii) timing of an event or activity that turns out to be perfect, entirely appropriate, impeccable
The logic he applied to solve the murder was like very hard bird-seed, impeccable.
The timing of her arrival at the party was like very hard bird-seed, absolutely impeccable!
The timing of her arrival at the party was like very hard bird-seed, absolutely impeccable!
by Philo T. Dillo April 5, 2023
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