Smoking Vegan Syndrome

SVS is a condition characterized by smug and well-timed references to one's veganism, citing statistically insignificant studies showing that vegan diets are healthier for your body and the environment--often while taking a drag from a cigarette, thereby negating everything they supposedly stand for and showcasing their vulnerability to worthless trends. Those suffering from SVS will often remind you of how dangerous pesticides and mysterious chemicals are, especially those that haven't been studied, and are likely to direct you to various wikipedia articles detailing conspiracy theories that are surely to blame for their recent development of a cough. SVS victims usually appear to be completely oblivious to the fact that every chemical in cigarettes has been extensively studied, and is, without any shadow of a doubt, deadly, dangerous, and the cause of their recent cough, suppressed immune system, and possibly their brush with derangement.

If you suspect that you or a friend may be suffering from SVS, direct them to your local clinic for a blood test and a pamphlet.
Tom: "Are you eating a chicken salad? Ha, yeah, that's how I used to eat before I took a few nutrition classes and did some research online. Chicken salads are officially endorsed by Monsanto, you know." *drags on cigarette*

Mary: "ugh... Tom.. you're looking kind of hipster lately... have you been to the doctor for a Smoking Vegan Syndrome test?"

Tom: *wheezes* "I try to stay away from doctors. Ever noticed how hard they try to vaccinate you?!"

Mary: *sigh..*
by SVSconsultant November 16, 2010
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cigarette smoking man

Character on the X-files who was somehow involved in the whole governmental conspiracy. Always was puffing on a cigarette everytime he was on..hence the name.

Also a very good John Ashcroft look-alike.
The X-files is on...I hope the cigarette smoking man is in this one.

Hey look...there's the cigarette smoking man on CNN...I think he's trying to take away more of my rights.
by owlatrice April 27, 2004
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Dick Smoking Gook

Possibly the best line in the movie Gran Torino
I should blow your head off right here, you dick smoking gook!
by Banana Fist June 24, 2009
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you want smoke?

having "smoke" or "beef" is having an argument or wanting to fight someone
usually you hate the people who you are beefing with
"ayy lil nigga, you want smoke?"
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Smoke-G

An internet term, coined mainly in the FlashIndustries community, for "handicapped fucktard".
Man: Oh my god... what is that?!
Woman: Looks like a Smoke-G.
Man: Oh Christ... shoot it.
by Rofl-es-Rofl June 09, 2007
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Smoked Meat Sandwich

Once a dude notices he has yanked the wang for way too long causing a dry burning sting, he then proceeds to place his smoked wang between two slices of rye bread spreaded with mustard for relief. A highly effective technique praised by Hippocratus himself, the Smoked Meat Sandwich dates back to Babylonian times where the desert’s aridity would prove quite cruel for onanists of all beliefs. Introduced to Montreal during the Twentieth Century by European Jews, the Smoked Meat Sandwich is considered a genuine art de vivre by French tourists.
Montrealer 1 : This Smoked Meat Sandwich sure hits the spot!
Montrealer 2 : God bless the Jews!
by AlabamaBaby April 06, 2021
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