A term refering to pathetic fire power or fighting ability.
Dave, did you watch Star Trek last night?
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.
by looart January 05, 2020
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A more incessant form of being on someone or something like white on rice.
Boy, I will be on your ass like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm!
by DrNordo January 17, 2009
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When something goes so wrong but with an all female group
They all bailed for the sorority meeting .

Even worst - we paid the deposit on the table .

Pussyfried rice ball - with wild duck sauce packets
by Papi LeeMoney Liberati March 27, 2022
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An absolute bozo. On May 24, 2019, he committed a crime which he described only as "13 kids. 1 flamethrower."
His name isn't William, it's Williuam Billiuam Will Bill Liam Bradley Rice Krispy Treat!
Williuam Billiuam Will Bill Liam Bradley Rice Krispy Treat is such a bozo.
by Illuminati Zoldyck August 14, 2022
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Paper Rice

Toilet paper that has become stuck between your ass after wiping and, over time, broken down and rolled up into little rice like particles that can be picked out and eaten.
Male 1: We got lost on our camping trip, and at one point we had to survive off of our own paper rice!

Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...

Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!
by Gumbly Simpson August 08, 2022
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