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Cellphone Pimp

Those people at the mall...(curiously a lot of asians ha ha!!!) that are usually seen at kiosks who are always trying to push sales of their calling plan or latest cellphone complete with camera, video, idiotic text messaging, turkey bastor, and enema. The most common phrases heard from these schmucks is "Who is your carrier?," "What kind of phone do you have?, "Who is your service with?" These guys and some girls think they are completely slick and clever when in reality they are a bunch of ZOISTERS who are in the same species as those telemarketing turd-links.
Cellphone Pimp: "What kind of phone you got?"
ME: A Dickfor 3000
by DEVGRU May 31, 2006
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pimp tickle

Go pimp tickle above that window.
by Anonymous November 6, 2003
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pimp juice

Like baby oil. We all squeeze babies.
by Bah. May 13, 2005
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pimp-slap

Bustin out the bernie mac on a beatchs azz
I caught my girl foolin, and ha to pimp slap em both, then I shot the MOfo's
by k0ruptr April 29, 2003
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Pimped out

Fresh to death......
real hot lookin
feaaalinn ggoooog G
just a clean look u got going on
nice line up on the hair fresh forces just looking crispy
also iced up
jeweluryy
the best example for pimed out is either having madddddd stylee like crazy colours with crazy designs like something u would see on a bape hoddie orr
just a clean white tee clean white hat grey dickies and some forces
"ey yoo G where u get ur gear from its really pimped out, you loookinnn pimped out"
by U.smell May 8, 2007
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pimp flea

An excessively verbal person; annoyingly talkative
Andres talks too much crap; he's a pimp flea.
by Mr. Ziegelmann June 22, 2006
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Roo Pimp

A person who bounces across the internet, generating dates from social and dating sites with a high rate of success.
A Roo Pimp may work several sites at the same time and usually has a long list of internet dates to work with.
A person who subscribes to the Original Roo Pimp's school of internet date generation and management.
I got an email from a really nice looking guy the other day on myspace, all excited, I replied but later found out he is a Roo Pimp, and I am just a number.
by Charles Mitchell October 30, 2006
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