cows on ice

milk with ice cubes in it. seven year old girls drink it thinking its a really cool fancy drink when really it just tastes like cold milk

My sister had cows on ice to drink for lunch. It tastes horrible

by Superkenn November 26, 2013

ice queer

A hockey coach with no strategy but to make you skate 20 suicides every practice and gets mad to the point of crying every game thus making himself look like a baby

person 1: you see coach get ejected from the game last night
Person 2: ya he’s such an ice queer

by Lil lil dawg November 19, 2019

ice rafting

When you fuck a bitch with an icicle

It was getting really hot with Jenny, so we started ice rafting.

by whoopie nonsense February 1, 2009

Coconut ice

A sexual practice in which a penised partner ejaculates into a receiving partner’s nostrils

We’ve tried coconut ice yesterday and I can’t get the smell of Jake’s cum out of my nose.

by Coconuticer April 1, 2021

Egg on Ice

Egg on Ice means nice. Often used to describe something of extreme goodness.

Oi, Steve, this egg on toast is proper egg on ice.

by Stevie What? September 16, 2009

ice poped

When a man shits in a condom and freezes it for 1 hour then the girl pokes herself with it

I gave your mam a ice poped yesterday

by Big jamsycake February 6, 2014

Ice Festival

A rascist term harkening back to the annual festival of certain native groups in northern Russia wherein non-native ethicities were rounded up and spanked mercilessly. More recently, the term has been adopted by certain neo-nazi groups in the southwestern portions of the United States.

"Olga gave that new Pakistani at work an Ice Festival. Snaps!"

or

"Did you see Hanz and Franz showing that little chinese guy the Ice Festival? He's definitely going to have the redass tomorrow."

by yoursoninlaw January 12, 2009