numberism

obsession with numbers and calculations; life devoted to quantifiable goals: to earn more money, to eat less calories, to run faster, to visit more places, to possess more collectible items, etc.

Numberism multiplies quantities and destroys quality.

John in a numberist: he calculates everything, from calories in his meals to the duration of his sexual acts.

by Mike January 4, 2014

number onee

"number onee" is a phrase rather than word. It is the international sign of approval amongst dirtbags, scumbags, and disgusting people. When you call someone "number onee" this should be accompanied by a raised arm, closed fist, with your index finger pointed at the person and wagged at them. Now, the phrase does not always need to be accompanied by the gesture and the gesture does not need the phrase to get the point across; they are best used together but are just as sufficiently understood seperatly.

(Ale hits on 13 year old girl; he is 26)
Matt: You're number onee
Ale: Omg thanks man!

(Matt is getting a bj in the woods, Sammy passed by, they make eye contact, Sammy gives Matt the "number onee" gesture, Matt cries one tear of happiness)

by capn caboto September 16, 2014

Number two-ing

Using a frozen turd as a dildo on your partner. (or yourself)

I met this girl, she's into number two-ing, think she's a keeper

by Faecal matters December 4, 2015

namergopple

When two people share the same name, they are namergopples.

Hey your name is Frank, that is my name too, guess we are namergopples. doppleganger name twiners

by TheWhiteWizardOfInglewood August 1, 2016

nuerrg

A sound to make when your tired of people's shit.

"Your ugly af."
"Nuerrg"

"What?"
"Exactly. Fuck off."

by PotatoesAreLovePotatoesAreLife June 3, 2016

number three

Using your mobile phone while sitting on the toilet, long after you've finished going number one or two.

Man, he's been in the bathroom forever. He must be going number three.

by marcobenvoglio June 16, 2016

Nufergus

A person that is from a foreign country and is trying to get satisfied with life. Their favorite animal is often a donkey.

Oh no, there's a nufergus that just moved in to the house down the street.

by Cheers it man May 14, 2017