Pocket hands

When you have reck it Ralph hands and you struggle to get them out from your pocket in time when you fall over and then end up face planting. Often associated with Liams

Liam turner has dirty pocket hands

by SparkyEveriss April 22, 2020

hand banana

A rapist

Basil Bergblatstein is a notorious Hand Banana.

by EsotericSwiss April 20, 2018

hand pushing

A method of greeting someone.

After unveiling his explanans, Chris engaged in an exploratory bout of playful hand pushing with the seventy-year old man.

by Kegri January 27, 2009

Hand off

When you are interested in someone or perphaps even dating them and all of a sudden they give your number to one of their freinds. This is the ultimate slap in the face. It's like saying "hey I tried he/she out and didn't like them, but maybe you should try it out or atleast take one for the team.

I can't believe he gave me the hand off. What a tool bag! he could atleast hand me off to someone hot.

by get it wright October 17, 2011

invisible hand

The effect of one's hand moving faster than the eye can see.

masturbation ... think about it.

by David Gustafson June 7, 2004

Small Hands

Tiny hands implying another tiny body part

An example of one with tiny hands would be our newly elected president Donald Trump

Frank: Oh wow! Dude! That guy has small hands!

Tom: Yeah. You know that means he has another small body part.

Frank: His hands are almost as small as Donald Trump's!

Tom: No they are not! No one's hands are that small.

by dareadhead January 20, 2017

Happy Hands

When a girl secretively jacks off a a guy under a blanket while sitting next to her mom.

Kasey did the happy hands with Ben, but her mom figured it out and has been giving him dirty looks for days.

by Anon Strainjer April 18, 2011