Ur mum

Ur Mum-a common comeback for when someone says....practically anything to you

Person 1:Hey Carl Whats up?

Person 2:Ur mum

Person A:I had spaghetti last night.

Person B:I had Ur mom last night.

Joe:Im so worn out from basketball..

Carl:Im worn out from Ur mom.

by Mommy Milkiess December 6, 2021

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Hot Dog Mum

Hot Dog Mum stands for a strong independent woman that loves her life and her dog. She does everything for the wellbeing of her dog but is not ready to lower her lifestyle just because she owns a dog.

Oh look at her, she is a hot dog mum!

by t_i__n___a February 23, 2024

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Eat a mum's potatoes

When you suck on a single mum's arsehole that hard her hemeroids pop out so you give them a chew.

Went to Jenny's last night to eat a mum's potatoes last, they were extra juicy.

by Kjabber February 25, 2024

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leons mum

woman with a big penis and big tits. she is also a prostitute

i love leons mum

by leons mum March 27, 2024

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Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’

Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”

by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022

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