Matt

The guy from wii sports that only poofesure can beat

Bro I cant believe it, I got paired with Matt in wii sports, how am I gonna win?!?!?!

by EEEKKKKEJRJFF June 7, 2021

Matt Jackson

Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.

A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.

Dude, you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.

You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!

by Davey McGoon May 31, 2022

Matt Wading

Matt wading- when shit hits the fan or an apocalypse happens. You remain chill like you are on a beach, sipping on some mojito.

Matt wading- when shit hits the fan or an apocalypse happens. You remain chill like you are on a beach, sipping on some mojito.

by Happu123456789 January 25, 2019

Matt

Man who goes straight for anal, no lube.

Woah, matt Ripped my arsehole in to shreds to the point it was infected

by Big hot November 22, 2021

Vegas Matt

The biggest gambling YouTube channel that mainly features Vegas Matt himself, his son EJ, and WBG (World's Best Gambler)

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ALSO Where the phrase "Sando" originated from

Oh look it's Vegas Matt at his favorite slot machine Happy And Prosperous

by Beedu13 December 15, 2024

Matt Walsh

Someone who likes to spread hatred against minorities to feed his own superiority complex.

"""
Walsh has repeatedly opposed the transgender community and "gender ideology", notably with his children's book Johnny the Walrus, his documentary What Is a Woman?, and campaigns involving hospitals and schools. Walsh and his campaigns are sometimes described as anti-trans and transphobic. Progressive magazine The New Republic named Walsh "Transphobe of the Year" in 2022, saying he "has made a name for himself by demonizing medical professionals and pushing conspiracy theories about 'grooming' and pedophilia in the LGBTQ community".
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-- Wikipedia article "Matt Walsh (political commentator)"

by Communist Fish August 22, 2025

Matt

People with the name Matt have the most voluptuous dicks and will 10000% rip your pussy in two. They get all the females. People call him, 'Mrs. Steal yo girl'. This hotty will show up outa no where and steal yo bitch.

Matt is so fucking sexy in bed, he made me squirt all over.

by Johnisgay101 March 6, 2022