dirty matt

when a big black man shoves his viola down your throat violently

"I was just chilling in orchestra class and received a dirty matthew"

by imcool1111 October 7, 2023

Matt C

Being as Indian as humanly possible; species also found living under a rock

Dude when did Pauly become ginger, SHUT UP Matt C

by Nb44$ June 12, 2025

Matt

A god at sports

Matt: exist
Vegeta: HIS LEVEL IS OVER 9 THOUSANDDDDDDDD

by RIBBITE April 7, 2021

Matt Hurst

Matt hurst- he is an absolute retard and likes to gargle cum, he also likes dick in his mouth, ear, asshole, and eyeball.

You homie stop being such a Matt Hurst it’s gay as fuck

by FAT_NIGGA69420 November 27, 2019

Matt

Very sexy long good dick for anyone to enjoy

Hey look it’s Matt he’s so handsome

by ur favorite person- George Was November 23, 2021

Matt

That guy that actually thinks ultimate frisbee is a sport and not a hobbie.

Matt is a gay cunt

by Hag August 12, 2020

Pulling a Matt

When a conversation is toxic, negative, and unproductive, but someone interjects with a well-timed question that disrupts the cycle and redirects the discussion toward a more constructive path. However, this shift often frustrates or even angers those who were invested in keeping the conversation toxic, as it derails their attempt to fuel negativity.

Person A: "Steve is so annoying."
Person B: "I agree, he should come off his high horse."
Matt: "Hey guys, does anyone know the answer to this question. How do I go about..."
Person A: (whispers) "There he goes "pulling a Matt" again."

by W. Leung March 3, 2025