Shitty mark

Usually a dirt bag , never shower , eats all your food , give him an inch he takes a mile ,typically doesn’t like to pay rent , has no drive , but is really skilled at getting jobs without resumes because shitty marks are generally normal , healthy looking people who employers will hire on the spot !

Where are my avocados ?!

Shitty Mark ate them ! Missing toilet paper ? He probably ate that too !

by Shitty mark March 27, 2020

Mark

This is a generally unfunny guy. He is a good friend, but not fun to hang out with. Usually not attractive in the slightest, but always has your back whenever you need him to

"who is that guy over there?"
"mark"
"i feel sorry for whoever has to date him

by Xxcoochieman69420xX September 17, 2020

Mark Watney

The only human being to have died on mars

Person A: who’s this Mark Watney guy?

Person B: he’s from the book “the Martian” by Andy Weir

by GayJoe October 25, 2020

Mark Buchholz

Either the most charitable man or biggest douche you will ever meet in your entire life.

Mark Buchholz is a major douche

by Not your wife man December 27, 2020

5 MILE MARK

The brilliant words of Ethan Nestor aka Crankgameplays. Using this during Unus Annus to try to encourage Markiplier to go faster on the bike. But led to Mark punching his wall, but don't tell amy!

5 MILE MARK 5 MILE MARK

by l3m0n..gutz November 20, 2020

Mark Zuckerberg

Prototype B-2.5.1, bionic lizard with anti-consumer capabilities. Still in early development, some issues include constant dehydration, poor socialization, and scales faintly appearing once in a while.

Judge: "Are you human?"
Mark Zuckerberg: "That's a great question. I'll make sure our team will get right back to you on that."

by consoomer420 November 5, 2021

Mark Wahlberg

Mark Robert Michael Wahlberg (born June 5, 1971) is an American actor, film and television producer, and former rapper. He was known as Marky Mark in his earlier years, and became famous for his 1991 debut as frontman with the band Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. He was named No. 1 on VH1's 40 Hottest Hotties of the 90's. Wahlberg is well known for his roles in films such as Fear (1996), Boogie Nights (1997), Three Kings (1999), The Perfect Storm (2000), Planet of the Apes (2001), Rock Star (2001), The Italian Job (2003), I Heart Huckabees (2004), Four Brothers (2005), The Departed (2006), Invincible (2006), Shooter (2007), Max Payne (2008), The Fighter (2010), Date Night (2010), and Ted (2012). He has also served as the executive producer of the TV series Entourage, Boardwalk Empire and How to Make It in America.

Did you see the movie Boogie Nights?
Yeah, without Mark Wahlberg the movie would not be a hit.

by David Faustino November 19, 2012