march 32

heh nice typo

p1- “is today march 32nd?”
p2- “uhh”

by xnoab July 22, 2021

March 11th

March 11th is National ask girl out day

Jerry: are you gonna ask out Jess
Jim: no why
Jerry: bc it’s March 11th ask a girl out day

by Chef_dizzy March 10, 2022

March 17

Give your girl a hoodie. Boys choose the right one

Boy: here you *hands hoodie*
Girl: thanks but why
Boy: it’s march 17

by Jsjshfjeed March 16, 2022

March 6

Suck a dick day

On March 6 SUCK A DICK

by Crackheadtingzzzz November 1, 2019

march 22nd

national sex day is a day in which one must have sex with someone of there choosing.Everyone is encouraged to engage in sexual intercourse on march 22nd

dude i got boned 3 times on march 22nd

by joe flosen February 18, 2008

march of triumph

the gender inverse of the walk of shame. the march of triumph is the male counterpart, usually implying final success in a project. the bright sunlight, the walk home, the smell of kootch on your fingers. it's the shit.

Roommate: "Where were /you/ last night?"
Guy: "Just did the march of triumph back from so-and-so's place..."

by mark May 14, 2004

March 31

Wear Flowers Like A Ukrainian Day A Holiday In Which People Wear Flowers On Their Head Like A Ukrainian Mostly girls with side braids

Bob:I Wonder What Today Is

Layla:It's March 31 Wear Flowers Like A Ukrainian Day

Bob:Oh Shit,I Don't Have Side Braids

Najib:I Am Not A Junior Eurovision Contestant

by ThatCrazyBoiLovesMemes October 23, 2019