Log

A nick name or pet name for a cute and loveable person named Logan because it's so hard to come up with anything else from that person's name.

Logan: Hi Stephy wephy

Stephanie: Aw, hi Log!

by unknown1993 January 11, 2008

Lincoln Log

Shitty wooden Lego.

15 yr old: Oh man! I got a Lincoln Log set instead of a Lego set!

Friend: dude, grow up. Your fifteen fucking years old. Get a job, get laid, shut the fuck up.

by coleeco22 November 8, 2018

it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

Referring to penis size.

"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"

by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017

swamp log

when you take a dump and your turd is covered with stringy, mossy-looking stuff, a la after you've eaten a lot of lettuce

A took a dump and squeaked out a swamp log the other day.

by waca waca 22 November 24, 2013

Log flume

Cum In a girls arse then she shits and the poo flies out like a log flume

Jess: Mark I can't wait for you to log flume me

by Tilehurst1986 June 2, 2017

pooing a log

Taking a massive shit in a public space

"Oh, looks like'a Timothy me boy is pooing a log over there, am I right Timmy?" "Fuck off Jonas."

by davidmangirl1234 October 27, 2023

Sniffer Log

When she shits on the table after anal so you sniffer log.

I fucked my wife in the ass last night and then she shit a log on the table when I pulled out and she asked me to sniffer log.

by Bigbossman69k! May 9, 2025