by Billiejeanmjj March 23, 2021
Get the Alicia keysmug. Verb. (i.e. "To Keys") (Pronounced "Keez")
To notice someone waiting for something (for example, the shower), and time your approach in such a way as to sneak in front of them the instant their back is turned, thereby cutting them off, and sneaking whatever it is for yourself, first.
The appropriate response to BEING "Keysed" is to shake your fist in the air, and exclaim "Why like this?"
Phrase originally popularized by divers, working offshore, who routinely go out of their way to steal shower time, snacks, or other goodies out from under their colleagues.
To notice someone waiting for something (for example, the shower), and time your approach in such a way as to sneak in front of them the instant their back is turned, thereby cutting them off, and sneaking whatever it is for yourself, first.
The appropriate response to BEING "Keysed" is to shake your fist in the air, and exclaim "Why like this?"
Phrase originally popularized by divers, working offshore, who routinely go out of their way to steal shower time, snacks, or other goodies out from under their colleagues.
James: "Damn it, Keith! ...I put my shaving kit, towel, and soap in the shower, and I was just about to start the water, and I decided to hit the head, first! ...Then? Dano snuck in there while I was in the head and stole my shower!"
Keith: "Hahaha! You got keysed, Man!"
James: <shaking fist in the air> "Why like this!!?"
Keith: "Hahaha! You got keysed, Man!"
James: <shaking fist in the air> "Why like this!!?"
by Annonymous Diver May 17, 2012
Get the Keysmug. A non-traditional breakfast that includes a cup of coffee and smoking a joint or some other method of ingesting marijuana.
by Suz Kitten June 18, 2023
Get the key west breakfastmug. i am here to define the word key. If you have a key you can unlock stuff that needs a key, so the key for using a key is unlocking or locking things which need a key, thats the key to using a key.
Robber-"damn i must use a key to get inside this building"
owner-"i have the key so the key for getting inside the building is t..idk wtf im talking about just let me post this
owner-"i have the key so the key for getting inside the building is t..idk wtf im talking about just let me post this
by joodicles October 7, 2022
Get the keymug. Dammn boiii, u key raging so hard i got cancer!
Last night, Michael key raged with his dick because he got noscooped.
Last night, Michael key raged with his dick because he got noscooped.
by Whatup blet. March 16, 2017
Get the key ragemug. by Jesazian February 23, 2019
Get the Mid-keymug. There's a lot of definitions of this word, but the way I use it is just another way to say to be honest.
by Ojizzle March 14, 2024
Get the Low-keymug.