Jason

Jason can pull any bitches and got no airbag in his car
This dude is a whole Jason
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An expert in the study of buildings, often hoisted by their own petard. Often found in positions of middle management roles, Jasons have a tendency to blame juniors for adverse situations of their own making. They then tend to shout very loudly, albeit meaninglessly.
I thought you were going to leave the cupboard so we could get inside. You Jasoned it!
by Mop_exoskeleton February 23, 2024
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The smallest and most minute being in the universe.
Wow i cant believe jason has grown so tall hes almost 3cm.
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“hey did you here about jason?”

oh yeah, the slow kid right
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jason is a fruity punjabi whos very smart and caring but also VERY SLOW. hes also lowkey whitewashed bc he eats omelettes and doesn’t eat rotia. he can make spaghetti sandwiches omelettes rice and noodles BUT NOT A SINGLE ROTI 🥱🥱 he is not dry bc he’s a sexc punjabi munda that has flavor 😳 and he sends u weird indian gifs bc he’s freaky😳😣😱 furthermore his haatha are extremely veiny which is also sexc 😳😳
jason ena sexy lagda eya 😳😳
by fucking.ur.phanji August 08, 2022
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A "Jason" is a very smart person. Though he may seem to be pretty weird and quirky, he is actually a very sweet and caring boy that will stop at nothing to make his close relationships feel loved. Someone that often seems very happy, but can be very very sad when alone. He translates his sadness into love and affection towards his loved ones even when it is hard to do so. Jason has a big penis.
Whoever is called Jason is basically great. Date a Jason.
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Jason Is the type of guy that thinks he’s good at sekiro but he’s not
Oh Yeah “Jason” Yeah he sucks at Sekiro.
by SoTheOneisOnebutOns November 08, 2019
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