Uncle jake

A man with the greatest facial hair on the planet

The guy over there is such an uncle Jake.

by afraize December 2, 2021

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Jake Hondl

He kinda a freaky and can get a little rowdy ngl

"hey, have you heard of Jake Hondl?"
"Isn't he that weird fellow?"
"Yeah, and I met him and he kinda is."

by Jake 2008 Honda Civic May 16, 2023

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A main character in the online sketch Jake and Amir. He's considered the 'cool guy' but is also very insecure about himself. He makes fun of the other main character, Amir, who is usually obsessed with jake.

Amir: "Do you think thats a normal thing to wear around the office?"
Jake Herwitz: "Do you think I have an answer for every line of questioning? Do you think I'm not gonna go to the park during lunch? Does that make me insecure? You bet it does"

by jakeandamirfan January 21, 2013

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Jake Pauler

The most annoying little brat in the world. This are said to little 12-year old kids who are brainwashed by the OP master himself, "Jake Paul".

"Shut the fuck up ya Jake Pauler. No one gives a fuck about your Haley shit."

by equinox_07 April 18, 2018

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Jakes Lakes

Spooky lakes where husbands, new cars, & alcohol go missing for hours, probably caused by Aliens

"'Simon'(not his real name) still not home. Hope car is ok"
"I hope he's not spinning it up on the 'Nearby' Hills"
"Nah. He gone up to the Jakes Lakes"
"yes I believe it to be casued by aliens"

by lovingmyfriends November 8, 2013

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