crumple-shake

The unfortunate occurrence during a handshake in which Participant A miscalculates the position of Participants B's hand, thus resulting in Participant A's hand becoming deformed and "crumpled" in appearance due to the far superior and dominant grasp of Participant B.
"I felt like such a sissy when Bob hit me with a crumple-shake."
by myrmadon December 14, 2011
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turkey shake

I have a turkey shake after I poop
by Shaba Lana nazi January 16, 2014
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DNA Shake

Another way to describe ejaculate. Most often used in reference to ejaculating into an individuals oral cavity.
“I just fed JOHNNY an epic DNA shake

Tawnya looks like she’s fiending for one of my DNA shakes tonight boys”
by JazzzzyJefff May 09, 2021
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Shake the Noodle

When someone gives you a hand job, but you are soft for most of it
Hey man, my date last night didn’t end too well, she totally had to shake the noodle
by Ardent Maple July 24, 2021
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Shake and Fake

I asked Jimmy if he was still going to lend me some money on Friday, and all he did was shake and fake while trying to change the subject.
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? March 13, 2018
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Shake It Doe

A "shake it doe" is a name for a girl that ain't got no ass but her twerking like moves are extremely sexy.
I don't know if I gonna dance with her. But she a shake it doe.
by TruthManDan March 01, 2017
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