Minecraft BattlePass

The Minecraft BattlePass is what you say instead of Fortnite BattlePass sometimes when you feel like it.

Lets get the Minecraft BattlePass.

by shongwave man November 11, 2024

In Minecraft

A thing you add at the end of a sentence about committing unspeakable crimes

"Yo... this weekend I'm gonna chop up, cook and sell my stepfather... in Minecraft of course."

by zestmaxxer75 April 14, 2024

Super. important. Minecraft. player.

Someone who is cracked at Minecraft and is god at Mining away

He’s such a super. Important. Minecraft. Player. lets go make baba with him

by Who’sCandice? December 14, 2021

Minecraft

A GAME WERE YOU BECOME A GOD!@#$%^&*()_)(*&^%$#@!~!@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@!@#$%^&*()

I am a god from Minecraft

by #REDSTONE GOD October 30, 2019

minecraft

the best game ever invented my mojang in may 17 2009 it so gud like u can place blocks and build cool stuff and there are dis things called realms which are normal worlds with already built cool stuff and u can pet dogs awwwwwwwwwwwww so cute man u can also hit them then they turn demonic and start biting u. Its worse when there are a bunch of dogs and they all start hitting u then u die but there is skywars, skyblock and much more. there's the Java edition and the Bedrock edition Java is for PC and Bedrock for consoles. there are these creatures called shulkers that they shoot u and if u get hit u levitate for a short time and that's called a status effect. pewdiepie plays this game and currently he has 45 videos to prove Minecraft god. that's all guys see u later!!

minecraft is good

by The Neighbour's Kid May 13, 2020

Minecraft

Every Fucking 9 Year Old: It’S bEtTeR tHaN fOrTnItE!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!

Guy 1: Hey Wanna Play Minecraft!
Guy 2: No, I Can’t, I Only Have An Xbox 360
Guy 1: Don’t Worry I Have An Xbox One, We Can Play Through Cross Gen Play!
Guy 2: LET’S GOOOOOO!!!!

by EmperorLemon July 10, 2023

Minecraft

There's a drug out there, it's dragged thousands of people into this endless world of building blocks making structures. Those said to have played the game haven't went outside, instead spent their time locked in their basements placing block after block to create a structure. Best stay away from this drug kids, you don't know what it could do to ya.

Minecraft drug dealer:"Hey kid, want some drugs?"
Kid:"What kind of drug?"
Minecraft drug dealer:"Minecraft drug"
Kid:"Load me up!"
Later that day
Mom:"Come up stairs, dinner's ready!"
Kid:"I can't I'm playing Minecraft!"
Mom:"Well turn it off!"
Kid:"I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!"

by -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- -_- April 4, 2017