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Bed

Sleppy bed
by IKEA IS LIFE March 9, 2024
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bed squash

Man, I didn't want to get up today! I'm such a bed squash
by Cliffko April 18, 2018
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Bed snuggles

Same as cuddles but deeper.
by Thispagewasmadeforme September 10, 2020
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bed carrot

1. A penis, dildo, or vibrator.

2. A guy to sleep with but nothing more.
Ex. 1. At her friends bachelorette party, Talia exclaimed, “Oh look, bed carrot!” when her friend unwrapped a dildo and the room exploded with laughter.

Ex. 2. When Jessica was talking to her friend about her recent bad date, she said “He wasn’t really my type, but he’s a great bed carrot.”
by Tisiphone Nyx May 30, 2018
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Bed Wars

A Minecraft minigame based on Egg Wars in which players have to collect resources, get protection, defend the bed on their island, and eliminate other players. Each team/player (depending on if you are playing solo or in a team) has a bed as their respawn anchor, but once it's destroyed, they can no longer respawn after they die. The goal of the game is to be the last player/team standing.
Can you play some Bed Wars with me, please? 🥺
by Aheedude June 19, 2025
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Bed dump

A bed dump is a room what is messy whT has a bed in it
by Jacklyngumm20 November 16, 2020
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Breakfast in bed

Put an egg in someone's asshole, then fuck them so hard you scramble the egg. Enjoy the meal after.
Jared said he would make me breakfast in bed, I want eggs.
by HS----8 March 11, 2017
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