Sitting on the computer for an hour

what dad's say you have been doing when it really has been one minute

Me: I am going to play the computer
Mom: okay
Dad: *gets home from work
also dad: *instantly yells swears at me about how i have been sitting on the computer for an hour until I cry.

by Dramat1c November 2, 2020

Golden hour

A reference to Bobby's existence in our life.

"my life is so horrible I need a golden hour."

by Zhrx November 4, 2020

Eight Hour Flu

The name parents and teachers use to describe the condition children, and sometimes teenagers, get when they don’t want to go to school for a day. From the time they wake up to the time they would be getting home, they seem inconsolable and close to death, but as soon as school is over they’re healthy and happy.

S: EHS Front Office
P: Hi, I’m Mrs. Bueller, my son Ferris is a bit under the weather
S: Oh my goodness ma’am, is he okay?
P: I think he’ll be fine. It seem like it’s just a case of the eight hour flu. I’m not too worried.

by Mrtruebluetest October 2, 2020

36 hours

GAY CODE LANGUAGES LIKE ALWAYS SAY THIS MY FRIEND SPENDS MORE TIMING WITH HIS SECRET GAY LOVER DOWN LOW DOUBLE EAR PIERCING GAY CODE

A BRA BRING ME THAT PISTOL MEANING PUSSY.

SAY BRA I GOT YOUR DOUNUTS.... ANAL SEX CODE

HE GET A CALL AND A MALE SAY YOU HAVE TO COME IN AND WORK 36 HOURS... MEANING I WANT SOME TIME TO PLAY IN YOU ANALHOLE ASSHOLE PUT HIS DICK IN ANOTHER MAN ASSHOLE HAVE SEX FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIMING...

by 36 Hours October 11, 2020

Dicking-hour

The time between 3-6 am—after the bars close but before daily life begins— when men are known to send dick pics out like Oprah giving away prizes on her show.

-When did he send that dick pic?

- oh he sent it during the Dicking-Hour.

by Confuseus October 12, 2020

Misery Hour

The time you must spend after work with someone from the office. Typically the Misery Hour lasts one - two hours and the topic of discussion is all work related. A Misery usually results in free drinks and appetizers.

Guy 1- Hey a bunch of us are going to the pub to watch the football game, they have a great happy hour.

Guy 2- Sounds awesome but my bosses, bosses, boss is in town and I have to attend a misery hour right after work

by NickyLags September 17, 2012

42 Power Hour

21 Beers and 21 Shots in 1 hour. Preferably on your 21st birthday!!

Guy: Dude your going to die doing the "42 power hour"
DumbASS: nawh man ill be fine.

by King off all January 28, 2013