bitch hook

1) a weapon that looks much like a large, bloody fishing hook.
2) A disagreeable person.
2) a super hero in the AI super hero game.

C: hey, shut up!
D: you shut up! i'll slap you with a bitch hook!

C: going to the concert tonight?
D: nah, my mom's being a bitch hook.

C: so, did you get through the first level yet?
D: almost, but i don't know how The Bitchook is going to save Chartreuse Tambourine Gypsy !

by Tuesday Valentine September 7, 2008

hook a bitch

Ghetto/slang for u-turn

"We passed it. Okay, we need to hook a bitch so we can go back."

by GateHearing August 18, 2009

Hooked

This award is the lowest of the lowest and if you receive this for any reason you know that you messed up big time.

Hey remember that soldier that left?…Yeah! He ended up getting hooked that’s crazy right?

by Johnathan NORIEGA March 11, 2022

Hooke

A legendary word from a legendary man. Some would say he's hooke, very hooke.
Much hooke!

When listening to "Your Beautiful" Danny said Much Hooke.

by Much Hooke November 16, 2017

captian triple hook

When using a triple prong fishing gspy to stimulate a girl. Pulling it out causes tearing.

captian triple hook stuck again. Leaving Peter no room for entry.

by Dave skylark February 18, 2015

Hook Shot

A wild, lucky shot that your friend chucked from the three-point line with one arm because he is too weak to get it there with normal form.

Jack: Dang, did you see that kid hook shot that ball?

Kaitlyn: Yeah, he sucks... Can't ball to save his life.

by The_Tru_Baller March 8, 2016

Dual Hooked

Dual Hooking or being Dual Hooked is Hacker slang for when a malicious file, exploit, or script is booby-trapped so that instead of only attacking the target, it also tries to compromise the attacker who opens, edits, or analyzes it. Basically, a hack that hacks the hacker back.

“He thought he was testing a free exploit kit, but it was dual hooked — it backdoored his own box.”

by realreal445 September 10, 2025