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Sleep Debt Loan Sharks

The forces that usually plague a person after he or she acquires a considerable sleep debt by sleeping very little (or not at all) for extended periods of time.

Sleep debt loan sharks may use schemes such as spontaneous microsleep, low cognitive capabilities, and (if the sleep debt is extraordinarily high) auditory and visual hallucinations, in order to make a person pay off his or her sleep debt.

As with regular loan sharks, sleep debt loan sharks can be staved off temporarily. In this case, it is through the use of psychostimulants, such as caffeine, amphetamines, ecstasy, cocaine, etc.
Edwin: Hey man, how 'bout you n' me go clubbin' tonight?

Godfrey: Nah man, them sleep debt loan sharks be keepin' me down. Gotta get me some sleep n' sh*t befo' I get real f*cked up.

Edwin: Yo man, two words: Coffee, biotch!
by Double A Tron April 3, 2011
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jumping the shark

"Man, Kyle's been in his room jumping the shark all night. What a loser."
by Deflator Mouse December 24, 2008
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coney island brown shark

He didn’t get out of the water to go to the bathroom and suddenly a Coney Island Brown Shark appeared.
by Matty RockaWave July 25, 2019
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Tough like shark movie

When something is as amazing as watching a National Geographic picture of a bunch of sharks going apeshit on something else, usually a human, large chunk of horse meat or a boat.
"Did you see King James posterize Yao?"
"Yeah man, that was tough like shark movie."
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The double shark fin clap

When a gentleman would place his hands together as about to pray.. while his lady friend would be on all fours...

With out warning all eight digits would be finned right up the lady's grit pipe... the gent would gracefully clap while performing his moment of triumph
Fuck me bruv, got so nutted last night this sort let me use the double shark fin clap
by Munky innit January 2, 2017
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Do sharks shit in the sea?

Fancy a beer at lunch? Do sharks shit in the sea?
by BottomBiter May 22, 2009
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fake shark real zombie!

a dance-punk band from vancouver b.c
who decided to try music after being rejected
as models for hot topic.
fake shark real zombie! 's biggest influence is brian boitano.
they have the unitards to prove it.
by TVDA March 18, 2009
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