Nigger Finger Family

The Nigger Finger Family is a popular term used for families of the African American race who have a daily orgey at 5:00 PM everyday. During this orgey all the family members finger each other hence they are called the Nigger Finger Family.

Girl: wanna fuck later?
Boy: nah im having an orgey later
Girl: why nigga?
Boy: Im in a nigger finger family so I must finger my family members at 5:00 PM.

by father maggot July 23, 2024

Elf Family

Ever lasting friendship. Including northern unicorns

Even a northern elf can be part of the elf family

by ThisElf June 9, 2021

Family Identities

Gender Identity Variant
Anyone can be whoever they want.

Antishoplifting Mom
Mom
Mother

Questioning Dad
Dad
Daddy

Lady Uncle
Uncle
Uncle’s Cousin

Gentleman Aunt
Aunt
Aunt’s Distant Cousin

Guy

It's up to you, we're all guys family identities.

Mother can Uncle's Cousin is Questioning Dad.

by Dr.Bota November 8, 2021

Family Pack

When a fat ass claims to have a six pack when they in fact, do not.

"Look at my abs bro."
"That ain't no abs, that's a family pack."

by Gaylesbian2020 May 23, 2019

baby of the family

Youngest member of the family, Typically a child ex the last born

"I was definitely the baby of the family I was so many years apart for my siblings all were female. The closest age gap was with one of my sisters who is 4 years nearly 5 years older then me."

by 459395 March 21, 2023

Family

Doesn't have to be blood family, there can be a loose sense of what family is.

If your real family isn't present, a tribe is kind of like family. If you've had family present for everything great you've done, everything great that happened to you in life, then they're not there, it's an adjustment, it's new territory. You're the same person with a part of you that was there gone, a piece of the puzzle missing. Not everything is about putting together a puzzle, everything happens for a reason. Sometimes two trains start going different directions and it's hard to tell which direction you're going, it's not a negative feeling.

by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021

Christmas family

Family who you never see or talk to but they still send you christmas cards. They will put 3 dollars in it . One for each sibling.

Cameron. : Man great grandma anne sent me a dollar for Christmas this year .

Kyle : yeah i know man she is on that go hard or go home gifting this year. (Sacasm)

Cameron : man Christmas family blows .

by letsingercameron December 28, 2013