King of all simps, 1.4 inch pee pee. Looks like drakes balls and wants a girl with a hairy coochie (kuchery)
by Level132MafiaSoldier December 3, 2019

the hottest most sexiest person who inhabits this planet, who also has a hot personality and enough talent to light a fucking fire
by the whore to ur left </3 August 19, 2021

by Yeetboi915 February 25, 2019

Evan gets all the ladies
by iceman2rr September 23, 2021

Handsome man with a massive beast in between his legs and always inpresses ladies
Very smart and always thinks of others first.
He is the best friend you will ever get
Very smart and always thinks of others first.
He is the best friend you will ever get
I love Evan
by Todd Armstrong December 21, 2021

by BBCLOVER69420UWU February 1, 2024
