donut day!

December 7th is national Donut day!

Karen: Hey do you have cheese puffs?
Charli: no! but here’s a donut it’s national donut day!

by DnKnDonuts November 17, 2019

Donut Peg

1) An erect penis that can penetrate the anus deep enough to extract multiple sections of fecal matter, one on top of the other with evenly spaced rings of feces surrounding the circumference of the shaft.

2) A wooden dowel with multiple donuts on it

"After powering down this burrito and Thai food with a Dirty Wookie chaser my boyfriend will surely finish with Donut Peg tonight"

"Good morning, sir. My hands are full. Can you slide that Donut Peg to my mouth?"

by MarNavSickPig May 25, 2025

Goofy Donut Puppy

A round, chubby puppy holding a donut. The reason why it’s goofy is because it’s sticking its cute, little tongue out all the time. You can use this puppy to cuddle with. You can also tell it all you’re stories and secrets because it will never tell. This puppy also loves music so you can sing to it to make you and the puppy feel better. Get yourself a goofy donut puppy and your life will change in the best way possible!

“I love my goofy donut puppy so much!”
“Such a fluffy pup!”

by jordansmymans March 02, 2019

donut glazer

Lesbian woman who works in construction or other occupations traditionally for males.

Donna and Susie own their own painting contracting business. They are donut glazers too!

by Ken Dog November 01, 2015

Donut Warrior

A derogatory term for a police officer and their adoration of donuts.

“Don’t speed, Andrew! Donut Warriors like to hide on this stretch of highway!”

by May 18, 2024

Donut friend

When two individuals engage in a reverse human centipede, aligning their anuses - to causing a somewhat unobservable eclipse of the buttholes.

Donut friendships are usually initiated between inebriated friends, but the act has some has some obvious sexual connotations.

A study (citation needed), declares that those who partake in a donut friendship are said to form closer bonds than even the most intimate human relationships.

"My donut friend Paul is coming over tonight for dinner."
"Would you like me to leave?"
"No it's ok, we'll go to a different room to reunite. We have a lot to catchup on."

by stupidmachine June 08, 2020

for the donut

For free

"Yeah Mark is wicked smart, they gave him a huge scholarship, he's practically going to Harvard for the donut."

by quignugget May 23, 2010