cum hangout

When you and your bros hangout in either a house or on piece of furniture that has been nutted or squirted on a lot.

I like going over to their house, but it’s a real cum hangout. Everyone busts up in there

I need to get rid of my couch. It’s turned into a real cum hangout. Andrew fucked some nasty hoe on it again.

-Dembsqué

by Christoff March 6, 2021

hen cum

n. the white, slimy, strings found in an undercooked egg.

Ack, cook these eggs more, they're loaded with hen cum!

by snippettex March 25, 2011

Cum Rag

That white rag you hide in your pillow case

Guy 1: bro what’s that lump in your pillowcase

Guy 2: that’s my cum rag for when I wanna get happy

by That guy Tim July 26, 2018

Cum-Zombie

When a female, after sexual intercourse, walks around like a resident evil zombie seeping and drooling cum out of her mouth, nose, ears, eyes, pussy, and asshole. Instead of saying “brains” the cum-zombie says “cumz” in a slow and sedated state.

Bro my balls were backed up for a week and I fucked Denise last night. I came so hard inside of her she turned into a cum-zombie and tried to eat my cock.

by Fing Fang Foom July 24, 2019

Cum Twinkle

A person with the average intelligence lower than one of a sperm’s.

“Now listen here you little cum twinkle”

by Gaybuttsex September 24, 2020

Cum Chuckles

When one has uncontrollable giggling or chuckling after having an orgasm. Similar to the giggles one gets after smoking good cannabis.

"Damn. What are you even giggling about? Do you have the Cum Chuckles or something?"

by HA_13 May 28, 2014

Cum Troll

Someone who hordes their cum towels within their bedroom.

Jared a real Cum Troll. Last week I went over to his place and there 4 towels stiff as morning wood.

by aphillyp April 15, 2021