Chip eating bastard

The customer at Jimmy John's who comes right before closing time and fucks up all the chips.

Employee: Ah shit I gotta restock and rotate chips again because of this chip eating bastard!

by the_game March 5, 2021

chipping bricks

When you're so pissed off at your old slow phone that you throw it at the wall so hard that you chip a brick.

I'm going to be chipping bricks with this phone if it doesn't load this app soon.

by Scarff May 23, 2018

ass chipping

When you cover your ass in guacamole, and your partner has to eat it all with only one bag of chips before it turns brown.

Damn, I really got ass chipped last night, thank God she finished all of it before the rash came back! That was the best ass chipping I've ever had!

by thejavakat October 30, 2014

Chip buyer

Someone who buys an excess of poker chips to fiend an addiction.

Zach is such a chip buyer, he paid $350 on pop slots.

by Beelake98 February 13, 2020

corn chip toes

when an animal's feet smell like corn chips giving them corn chip toes

ya my cat/dog put her foot in my face and she had a bad case of corn chip toes

by bananabean 1957 January 8, 2021

Chips

Bad or not good

Colton your so chips.

by Hehehehehehehehehe Dino nugget August 20, 2020

Whale and Chips

What you say when the fish in your Fish and Chips is huge

Some guy: I had Whale and Chips last night
International Whaling Commission: You had what?

by MneneT August 31, 2021