Chapsas

The be a real bragging cunt even though no one likes you

John: I just drove across London in my Porsche
Steve: wow, you’re a real chapsas!

by Autofapper January 30, 2025

Chainscrolling

Chainscrolling: The compulsive, nonstop habit of endlessly scrolling through your phone or social media, just like a chain smoker can’t put down a cigarette. It’s digital addiction at its core—constantly engaging with your device without a break, mirroring the relentless cycle of chain smoking.

Lee: Bruv, every time I get home from work or see my Mrs, she’s always glued to her phone.

Frank: Bruv, she’s probably just chainscrolling. It’s the new chainsmoking, LOL.
Lee: Init Bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 26, 2026

Chairsus

Fat bastard broke a chair sitting on it and flew it even has a song

Chairsus is a fat bastard that breaks chairs and also looks like Jesus

by figfigyt January 30, 2026

Chaids

1. Built different.

2. The next form of human evolution.

Chayce has chaids.

by Ben_Doverson March 20, 2026

Chaids

(Noun) A rare disease whose symptoms consist of hydrophobia and an allergy to hygiene.

My friend hasn’t showered in two weeks since he caught chaids.

by Ben_Doverson March 22, 2026

Chips

A person that doesn’t look their best

“That girl is chips”

by John W1ck March 21, 2025

Chaise, chaUise, chaisE

Chaise, chaUise, chaisE

Chaise, chaUise, chaisE

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025