Marmite Bum

When someone farts and their ass becomes sweaty,often used as a piss take of the arctic monkeys song mardy bum.

"Hey there marmite bum,i've seen your frown and it's like looking down the barrel of a gun, and it goes off."

by benaaaay September 19, 2008

bum's dick

to smell really bad

(walks into locker room) "man, it smells like a bum's dick in here.

by jbsmells May 04, 2009

Bum Charmer

someone who uses their charm to influence people into having gay sex

E.G. A gay man who just wants to fuck you
and will do anything to do so !

MAN 1. Look over there proper bum charmer !!

MAN 2. FUCK ME lets go home !!!

MAN 1. never going this pub again !

MAN 2. its the last time mate this pub is full of fucking BUM CHARMERS !!!

by T.F.S.R. April 01, 2009

luv bum

When a boyfriend bends his girlfriend over, and rides her in the anal.

boyfriend: Hey sweety, I really want to luv bum today.

girlfriend: Ah, how sweet. You can luv bum me whenever you want to, baby.

by StinkyBum February 09, 2010

Bum Dust

The little bits of weed left over at the bottom of the bag.

"Dude, all I got is like..a bowl's worth of bum dust.."

by B.Luv September 25, 2008

Bum-Gas

Bum-Gas means fart or a lady that has to much booty.

1. Mann that lady really has a Bum-Gas, Don't you think ?
2. Eww go to the washroom to let your Bum-Gas know one
wants to hear it or smell it.

by Brenda Hammah April 30, 2008

Bum Doodler

Noun - One who doodles a bum. see Butt Sex
Verb - Bum Doodle (doodled)

I think that bum doodler had his way with me when i passed out last night.

by Deatharc June 02, 2009