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brain smack

An act of cupping ones hand over their own butthole, and farting into the hand, to later trap the gassiest stench while simultaneously whipping your hand out with great efficiency and speed to carefully keep the horrendous stench in your hand, then placing the hand under a poor unsuspecting target’s nostril. The stench will instantly travel up the nostrils and the sensation will smack the brain. Hence the term brain smacker
He brain smacked me.
He grabbed his fart and brain smacked me.
Brain smack means to catch your fart in your pants then throw it in someone’s face
by Faggatron2698 November 8, 2017
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Bagger Brains

Like ‘Retard.’ Someone like-minded with an employee at a grocery store whom bags groceries.
Mikey! Did you just try wiping your ass with a steel cloth? You got bagger brains!
by Mesquitoe July 3, 2023
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Brain pause

A moment when all thoughts pause, and you forget what you’re saying or you’re tryna think.
“Yea so as I was sa- wait... my brain just paused

“It gonna be a while, his brain paused”
by Somewhatintelligent July 29, 2020
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wink-brained

Short for "hoodwink-brained". Someone is wink-brained when they have been so hoodwinked by the lies, deceptions, and exaggerations produced by the 24/7 news cycle and social media that they have an extremely distorted view of reality and the state of the world.
Did you hear Candice ranting about POLITICALLY CHARGED TOPIC? She's totally wink-brained.
by bronobar July 12, 2021
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pus-brain

A term of derision that began to develop in the 1950s. A person who is held in contempt by others for making poor decisions or for being generally ignorant.
"You pus-brain! You're supposed to throw water on the fire to put it out, not gas!
by Spyder Rocker March 12, 2016
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clorf brain

A person demonstrating little or no ability to reason or think rationally; someone who would be considered by most to have learning comprehension issues; a stupid or ignorant person.
John is such a clorf brain! He ran right into that beam running at full speed!
by BmattMusic June 26, 2015
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brain nap

A brain nap is when you do something hard like an exam and your brain shuts down for a few days.
Wow, those SATs were so taxing, I’m having a brain nap. I can’t even do basic math anymore without my brain breaking.
by sim27a March 12, 2020
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