”Hey mike, wanna be my boyfriend?”
”Sorry but no.”
”No worries, it’s National ask Your friend to be your boyfriend day.”
”Sorry but no.”
”No worries, it’s National ask Your friend to be your boyfriend day.”
by Ilovepineapples June 8, 2025
Get the National ask your friend to be your boyfriendmug. girl 1: what's that red stuff all over your floor?
girl 2: oh, just my boyfriend's blood.
girl 1: did you kill him?
girl 2: yeah, girlfriend!
girl 1: why???
girl 2: because he cheated!!!!!!!!!!
girl 2: oh, just my boyfriend's blood.
girl 1: did you kill him?
girl 2: yeah, girlfriend!
girl 1: why???
girl 2: because he cheated!!!!!!!!!!
by child from mars May 15, 2019
Get the boyfriend's bloodmug. The opposite of the macho stereotype that men "think" women want. He's always pleased to see you. He's loyal, sweet and fun. He's totally unbothered by what other men think of him. Basically, he's a keeper.
He doesn't mind saying "I love you" in front of his guy friends. He's adorable, like a Labrador boyfriend!
by Laura_Palmer February 27, 2024
Get the Labrador Boyfriendmug. When a person (of any gender) displays a gross sense of entitlement towards a girl that wants nothing to do with them + harrasses her + doesn’t respect her boundaries as a girl that wants nothing to do with them. Overall a person who shamelessly harrasses a girl / makes her uncomfortable in a way where she’s cornered and can’t actively do anything to get away from them
Abusive boyfriend behavior- literally just the behavior me and my friends got talked to about by our parents. (Scary, threatening, rapisty)
by reincarnatedkanyewest April 13, 2022
Get the abusive boyfriend behaviormug. by Jay daddy smurt October 12, 2020
Get the National boyfriend day part 2mug. by eemy121 August 1, 2021
Get the national boyfriends daymug. 