Girls with some huge cake (butt) to the point where it makes a pastry chef's jaw drop and eyes widen.
dayuuum bro, pastry bitches are my favorite bitches, cuz they got that big behinddd!!
Guy 1: Damnn look at Ashley shes so hot!
Guy 2: Nahh shes not got the cake... we need those pastry bitches
Guy 1: Damnn look at Ashley shes so hot!
Guy 2: Nahh shes not got the cake... we need those pastry bitches
by igotthatcake123 August 18, 2012
1) Guy one: "Hey dude, what did you do with that chick who was all over you after I left last night?"
Guy two: "Man I cooked a bitch."
Guy one: "Hell yeah man! Well, later. I'mma go cook a bitch myself."
2) Girl one: "Hey, how come your boyfriend's status on Myspace is 'Just cooked a bitch'?
Girl two: "We just fucked!"
Girl one: "Nice!"
Guy two: "Man I cooked a bitch."
Guy one: "Hell yeah man! Well, later. I'mma go cook a bitch myself."
2) Girl one: "Hey, how come your boyfriend's status on Myspace is 'Just cooked a bitch'?
Girl two: "We just fucked!"
Girl one: "Nice!"
by He himself. July 29, 2009
by Mateoiscool December 09, 2019
A fanboy or fan girl who is so in love with a subject that they will fight tooth and nail to defend the smallest details and usually does so in an annoying fashion.
James was being such a fan bitch last night. I mentioned how Final Fantasy is getting away from its roots and he nearly screamed his lungs out about how I was a retard and ought to be killed for saying so.
by Zethire November 08, 2010
Homie: Bruh let's go down to the club and get some booty for the night
You: I ain't feelin it cuz
Homie: Nigga You never feelin anything c'mon
You: Nah bitch
You: I ain't feelin it cuz
Homie: Nigga You never feelin anything c'mon
You: Nah bitch
by Lobo Red LA December 26, 2015
by Warlord10173 May 24, 2010
A fundamental unit of measurement of bitchiness, based on the number of cartons of eggs it would take to successfully egg the bitch or bitch's house.
by Dean123 March 29, 2009