Sexy bastard

A beautiful specimen of a man that has a micropenis

Blake is a sexy bastard

by passgas October 19, 2021

Portuguese Bastard

A male of Portuguese descent who also exhibits the known traits of a bastard. They also tend to be short and have a lack of opinion. They also enjoy partaking in chilly-williys.

That Portuguese bastard just bought a child's ticket for a movie even though he is 18. Wow what a Portuguese bastard.

by deputy dan May 21, 2012

Crap ass sorry rat bastard

it is all of these 3:
The worst being ever
The Godfather
The opposite of me

The Godfather is a Crap ass sorry bastard

by TOC TM OS June 28, 2004

cock bastard

insulting phrase used to diss asshole Brazilians

the opposite of baller ass

"Lorenzo, you're such a cock bastard"

by Mustafa1 February 12, 2008

whinging pommy bastard

See: Robert Lynn Whipple IV.

Whiny cunt who is often scrounging in local public servers with a 1:2 kill:death ratio. Complains of his mother when she comes home with two drunk black bitches preparing for an orgy.

Whipple: Oh fuck, my winAMP is broke!!
Darkstarrr: QQ you whinging pommy bastard.
Whipple: OLL

by darkstarrr November 1, 2007

Finding Nemo Bastard

Commie Mike. He's a communist.

You FINDING NEMO BASTARD!!!!

by Titty Bob and Bart Le Froof October 30, 2004

basta

Nantuckian for pasta.

Grandma Anna: We went upstairs for some sauzage and basta.

by Jocko037 September 11, 2011