by Jackman556 November 14, 2022
Get the Shake and Bakemug. Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
by Laapwing May 19, 2024
Get the You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the ovenmug. atleast 2 people eat their chicken bakes to the length of their weiner and then the person with the longest weiner fucks their chicken bake to finish and the person with the shortest weiner has to eat the longest weiner persons cum filled chicken bkae
by Merazmurry November 23, 2024
Get the The Chicken Bake Challengemug. When someone’s chat is twice baked and you have the same repetitive boring COVID convos, from sourdough to banana bread.
I just had to get out of that chat, it was so twice baked and I’m utterly sick of talking about the pandemic.
by Plenty of Fish November 12, 2020
Get the Twice Bakedmug. A quake & bake is like a one night stand, but with a woman who is a Quaker. To fully complete a quake & bake, the man must bust a nut into a bowl of oatmeal, which the woman then eats.
by poopynutnacho September 8, 2022
Get the Quake & Bakemug. When the poop slides out of yo booty hole, and you ate baked beans yesterday, so maggots crawl into it. Then your Spanish teacher sees it and says "Dios Miho!" and proceeds to stuff it into her face.
by fart moinke April 2, 2021
Get the baked bean diarrheamug. A phrase used to describe being high on marijuana, used especially when the speaker is extremely high.
I was hanging out with a few friends the other day, and we got pretty baked into a pie and watched some Bob Ross.
by snipsnopsleepslop July 17, 2017
Get the baked into a piemug.