Angry Shower

Usually taken by a 40 something man who lives with his mom and has tons of hotties on facebook! After a night of chatting and stalking he will go take a shower and beat the fuck out of his love sausage and scrote sac!

F: Oh baby i wish we didn't live a thousand miles apart! I'd suck your cock!

M: Thanks a lot, I'm going for an angry shower!

by doktah doug April 12, 2011

Angry Pirate

When someone with a hook shaped penis gives anal sex to another person angrily.

I gave her the Angry Pirate last night! I smashed her Arrrrrrrsehole

by Tek Tonic January 22, 2019

Angry Trumpet

While getting head, the man blows diarrhea all over the bed/other party.

I was straddling her chest while she was blowing me, so those burritos made for a great Angry Trumpet.

by neosteauxbai June 30, 2009

angry bunny

Rough anal sex ended with a cream pie on the anus and plugged with a cotton ball.

Anytime my girls tells me how much she loves Easter, I give her an angry bunny.

by Rex Auldex November 10, 2015

angry marlin

Putting two fingers in a girl's mouth and two fingers in her vagina. Then raising her above your head and shaking her violently to resemble a Marlin flopping in the air

Guy: dude you see that girl over there?
Friend: yeah?
Guy: I totally made her an angry Marlin last night

by Hairless wonder October 01, 2015

angry caleena

when jocia hits her from the back so hard she moans whales dick

ahh daddy angry caleena

by Dezz nuts48593 December 31, 2018

Angry Camper

Were you take alot of laxatives on late Friday night going canping with you girl friend and hour later ur fucking the bitch and tell her ur 🥜 and then quickly shit all over her face!!

"I told my homie yesterday that i gave my bitch a Angry Camper"

by twinkiekikr60 April 07, 2018