Evans's are highly intelligent, most loyal and selfless of friends, loves sports, and is lowkey funny. Evans's are nervous around girls, have a hard time communicating with them, and usually just chill with the boys. Evans's love to argue with others and will always say they are right even though they know good and well they are wrong. Evans's are HIGHKEY sus and enjoy group showers and sleeping with the boys, but no homo. Evan's also talk to really high pitches and in a weird voice to their parents.
Homie 1: Bro, why won't you go talk to that hottie over there.
Homie 2: Dude, it is just awkward.
Homie 1: Bro! Quit being an Evans.
Homie 2: Dude, it is just awkward.
Homie 1: Bro! Quit being an Evans.
by sexycountryboy November 6, 2020
Get the Evansmug. Dude, Evan got punched so hard in the arm but he said "I swear it didn't hurt."
Stop Evaning, we know it hurts!
Stop Evaning, we know it hurts!
by Lon2.0 November 18, 2020
Get the Evaningmug. by AmazingWordPerson December 19, 2019
Get the Evanemug. Even though she will never see it, she is the most amazing person I have ever met. Izzy deserves the world and more, I love her so much.
by Never here October 2, 2021
Get the Izzy Evansmug. Evan the type of guy to have a hugeeeee cock absolutely massive if you see Ann evan just know he is a simp. also if u see an even always remember they love girls who are emotionally unstable and they like to be fucked in the ass
Person a: omg look at Evan over there
Person B: OMG NO WAY HE BROKE MY BACK LAST NIGHT WITH HIS FAT COCK!!!
Person B: OMG NO WAY HE BROKE MY BACK LAST NIGHT WITH HIS FAT COCK!!!
by Lenlen June 11, 2023
Get the Evanmug. A soy boy who can't play chess, bro thinks f3 is a good move. Smol dick but tight ass, would smash though tbh
by Charmonio November 2, 2023
Get the Evanmug. 