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I am

The shortest sentence in the whole world
"Go do the laundry"
"I AM😡!!"
by Sin tía March 3, 2023
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am ranger

is a fucking gay furry and a stupid one which is homeless
by Luckyxero February 22, 2019
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I am lesbian

What I wish I could tell my parents...
"Mom and Dad, I've wanted to tell you for a while, so here I go... I am lesbian"-your daughter
by timmmyturrner May 3, 2024
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I am not your phone!

This is what someone exclaims out of anger and frustration when someone touches them in an undesired and inappropriate manner. Basically telling someone to keep their hands off of them. It does not have to be sexual, however, it typically is.
Boo: "So, I was with Louis last night and he was too much!"
Stu: "Sorry, Boo. What did he do?"
Boo: "He put his hand on the chair when I was sitting down to try to peel the peach. I saw it and I yelled, I am not your phone! I left and made a post. Everybody knows!"
by von groovy September 18, 2025
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